Me getting excited over “Free Hand Jobs” only to find out they were referring to something else 😂
Me getting excited over โ€œFree Hand Jobsโ€ only to find out they were referring to something else ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
When you finally master the 'Extra Spicy Chicken Wing' level. 🍗🔥
When you finally master the 'Extra Spicy Chicken Wing' level. ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
144
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
196
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! 🤣
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
201
When you try your best, but you don’t sucseed😂. At least he got the job. First step into adulthood.
When you try your best, but you donโ€™t sucseed๐Ÿ˜‚. At least he got the job. First step into adulthood.
1 year ago
120
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
83
Kim Jong-un: "I'm cold. I want a donut. I just shat myself." North Korean Generals: *facepalm*
Kim Jong-un: "I'm cold. I want a donut. I just shat myself." North Korean Generals: *facepalm*
1 year ago
212
When you're so close to a touchdown but then you realize it's just a participation trophy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
223
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. 😬
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
225
The founding fathers were like, "Let's add some mystery to this dollar bill. A pyramid with an eye, some Latin motto, and boom – instant conspiracy theories for centuries to come!" 👁️⃤
The founding fathers were like, "Let's add some mystery to this dollar bill. A pyramid with an eye, some Latin motto, and boom โ€“ instant conspiracy theories for centuries to come!" ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโƒค
1 year ago
112
Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time 😂
Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
231
POV: You are trying to find the "The most useless machine" on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
103
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. 💀
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
91