Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐คข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐
1 year ago
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When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐
1 year ago
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USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism."
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
1 year ago
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When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐
1 year ago
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She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! ๐
16 days ago
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Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐
1 year ago
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Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐ค
1 year ago
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When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. ๐
2 months ago
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This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐ฃ๐
11 months ago
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When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to avoid responsibilities ๐ #bikefail #mountainbike #extremesports
1 year ago
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Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐ญ
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That's where all my gold went ๐ธ
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This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. ๐
1 year ago
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๐ง When your relationship gets a little... fishy! ๐