When you're playing Age of Empires II with your friends and your king sends you on a suicide mission 😂
When you're playing Age of Empires II with your friends and your king sends you on a suicide mission ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
412
Legos: They're not just for kids anymore. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #nsfw #lego #darkhumor
1 year ago
472
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
306
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 year ago
318
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
1 year ago
305
She came back with the heat, and not just from the barrel. 🔥
She came back with the heat, and not just from the barrel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
4 months ago
181
🔥🚨 Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! 😂📸
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
316
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
408
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck 🐍
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
279
Fast track to heavenly bliss! 🚀👶✨
Fast track to heavenly bliss! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ถโœจ
1 year ago
216
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
1 year ago
353
When you walk in on your roommate during a sex scene and troll face is there to make it extra weird 😂
When you walk in on your roommate during a sex scene and troll face is there to make it extra weird ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
351
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. 🍪
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. ๐Ÿช
9 months ago
521
When your brilliant business idea infringes on Apple's core business model... 😬
When your brilliant business idea infringes on Apple's core business model... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
388