When you trade asphalt for Astroturf.  🌱🚗💨  Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. 🤷‍♀️
When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
211
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? 🍆🎄
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ„
3 months ago
182
Checkmate, government agents. Your move. Now they're the ones who are scared. 😉
Checkmate, government agents. Your move. Now they're the ones who are scared. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
289
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
275
Hyena: I require sustenance, large dark one. Buffalo: *farts* Hyena: I meant foodโ€ฆ nevermind. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
214
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
1 year ago
208
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129
When the teacher says no extra credit but you drew a really nice cloud. 😭
When the teacher says no extra credit but you drew a really nice cloud. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
203
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. 😅
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
275
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉.  They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
255
When a smile turns you into a cheeseball 😁🧀
When a smile turns you into a cheeseball ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง€
1 year ago
309
Meme
1 year ago
100
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
When one of your ducklings falls in the drain and you cant get them out
When one of your ducklings falls in the drain and you cant get them out
1 year ago
223
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. 😭
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
249