Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... 🤨
Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... ๐Ÿคจ
9 months ago
130
When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. 🤷‍♂️
When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
121
Me trying to subtly help my friend realize they have something on their butt ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
Back when vampires were all blood and no romance 🧛‍♂️💉😂
Back when vampires were all blood and no romance ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! 🏜️
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! ๐Ÿœ๏ธ
1 year ago
116
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
151
When coding languages get their fan clubs 😂🖥️
When coding languages get their fan clubs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
125
When Google’s suggestions make you question humanity’s priorities 🤔💀
When Googleโ€™s suggestions make you question humanityโ€™s priorities ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
124
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
1 year ago
148
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
1 year ago
113
When you're playing Yahtzee and roll five sixes: "NAHTZEE!"
1 year ago
182
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
102
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
11 months ago
90