When life gives you a U-turn... but you were just trying to go straight 🚗💥
When life gives you a U-turn... but you were just trying to go straight ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
134
Jesus takes love to a whole new level! 🙏✨💨
Jesus takes love to a whole new level! ๐Ÿ™โœจ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
114
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 months ago
128
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way 😭
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
114
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
107
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
100
This army? Where do I sign up? 🙋‍♀️
This army? Where do I sign up? ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
110
When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check 🙏😆
When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
161
Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
1 year ago
130
When you and your best friend have the same taste in food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. 💀
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
151
Exploring the cosmos... of my own mind. What a time to be alive! 😵‍💫
Exploring the cosmos... of my own mind. What a time to be alive! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
19 days ago
75
When your friend says they don't mind sitting in the back ๐Ÿ˜‚ #roadtrip #bmw
1 year ago
107
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years.  Seems fair.⚖️
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.โš–๏ธ
1 year ago
88
Evolution of controllers, we've come a long way and my thumbs are thankful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109