When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
191
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. 😂
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
Bless his heart, he thinks he's the new Joseph. Somebody has some explaining to do. 😬
Bless his heart, he thinks he's the new Joseph. Somebody has some explaining to do. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
264
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! 💥
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
204
When you get more likes for a bathroom selfie than a moon landing 🚀📸
When you get more likes for a bathroom selfie than a moon landing ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
290
Scientists have finally discovered the solution to defying gravity ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿž๐Ÿคฏ #antigravitycat #toast
1 year ago
182
Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. 📜✍️
Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. ๐Ÿ“œโœ๏ธ
1 month ago
127
The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
118
When you’re in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation 🇩🇪🇹🇷
When youโ€™re in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
1 year ago
249
Picard uses Android 😂. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
Picard uses Android ๐Ÿ˜‚. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
1 year ago
190
POV: Me during math class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
170
When your deodorant doubles as a protein shake! 🎽😂 #ShakeThingsUp
When your deodorant doubles as a protein shake! ๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ShakeThingsUp
1 year ago
228
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? 🤔
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
189
Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends 😂 Who wore it better? 🤔
Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who wore it better? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
226
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? 😂🎂
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚
10 months ago
217