That 10th booster shot hits different... it comes with a free identity crisis. 🥴
That 10th booster shot hits different... it comes with a free identity crisis. ๐Ÿฅด
1 month ago
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When the Force takes a dark turn... 🌌🚫
When the Force takes a dark turn... ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
209
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
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When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... 😂🩸
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
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Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand 😂
Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
215
When your teeth are getting more attention than your love life 😂🦷
When your teeth are getting more attention than your love life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
192
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government:  📉
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
1 year ago
220
When she says she'll be gentle 😂
When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny 🐰 😂
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
253
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much 😂
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
135
Fast track to heavenly bliss! 🚀👶✨
Fast track to heavenly bliss! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ถโœจ
1 year ago
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Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
221
When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
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