Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ
1 year ago
284
POV: You just posted a spicy meme without the proper paperwork. 👮‍♂️
POV: You just posted a spicy meme without the proper paperwork. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
278
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
1 year ago
288
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
274
POV: You're chilling and vibing with your friends when you get a call from your buddy to come outside. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. 🎓😂
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
267
When you desperately need to hump and donโ€™t care who it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're late for work but you still gotta practice your wheelbarrow tricks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
Me and the boys recreating fighting game moves in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
323
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any 🤔😂. It's all in your mind and hands baby! 🤘
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚. It's all in your mind and hands baby! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
279
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
283
Nicki Minaj's "Starships" music video be like: 🐴🎶😂
Nicki Minaj's "Starships" music video be like: ๐Ÿด๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
465
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. 🐴🚲
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿšฒ
1 year ago
213
Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results:  📱 "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again.  🙄  Well, there's always 2024!" 😂 #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results: ๐Ÿ“ฑ "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again. ๐Ÿ™„ Well, there's always 2024!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
1 year ago
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