🚀 When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! 🌌💩
๐Ÿš€ When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
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US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
7 months ago
414
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
1 year ago
216
This Tarzan meme got me thinking...🤔
This Tarzan meme got me thinking...๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
382
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appétit! 👽
Some people just have a refined palate for Grade-A certified nonsense. Bon appรฉtit! ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
5 months ago
278
British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
1 year ago
406
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
358
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead 😂.  "Of the truck, dumbass!"
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
1 year ago
196
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
425
This picture perfectly captures the crowd at a Bernie Sanders rally after he announces free healthcare and college for all! 😂
This picture perfectly captures the crowd at a Bernie Sanders rally after he announces free healthcare and college for all! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
451
When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
1 year ago
219
When you love your sound equipment more than your bed 🎧😂 #SoundSleep
When you love your sound equipment more than your bed ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ˜‚ #SoundSleep
1 year ago
255
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. 😂
When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
293
When your workout buddy appreciates all your *assets* 💪🍑👌
When your workout buddy appreciates all your *assets* ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ
1 year ago
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