Me trying to cross the finish line of the semester ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
321
He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. 🛒👮‍♂️🇺🇸
He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
220
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
223
When ignoring scientists is a recipe... for a blockbuster! 🎬🧑‍🔬
When ignoring scientists is a recipe... for a blockbuster! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
269
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263
When you don't need fancy consoles to dominate in Battlefield 😂
When you don't need fancy consoles to dominate in Battlefield ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. 💀😬
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
321
When your ink game is strong but foresight is not! 😂🖐️
When your ink game is strong but foresight is not! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
267
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase.  It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
When your catfishing skills are top tier but karma is even higher! 😂🐟
When your catfishing skills are top tier but karma is even higher! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
144
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฌ
1 year ago
228
When you find out your arranged marriage is actually a good thing 😏
When you find out your arranged marriage is actually a good thing ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
229
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks.  🤯
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
241
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
237
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight.  Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
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