When dinner in the ER costs an arm and a leg! 🤣💉🍷
When dinner in the ER costs an arm and a leg! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿท
1 year ago
180
I like big butts and I cannot lie. 🍑
I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
336
When your social battery dies.  ☠️
When your social battery dies. โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
271
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
148
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." 
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." 
Batman: "...so?"
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
1 year ago
231
When the bus driver turns into a tour guide 🎤🚌 "And on your left, we have... traffic!" 🤣
When the bus driver turns into a tour guide ๐ŸŽค๐ŸšŒ "And on your left, we have... traffic!" ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
238
When you want to get drunk like a samurai 🍶
When you want to get drunk like a samurai ๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
279
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl๐Ÿน
1 year ago
226
Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini 😂
Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
1 year ago
206
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
From 'Let's do this!' to 'Let's eat this!' in record time 🦖😂
From 'Let's do this!' to 'Let's eat this!' in record time ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Kid's level of genius unlocked in record time! 🏆🧠
Kid's level of genius unlocked in record time! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
233
Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: 🍴🤔
Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: ๐Ÿด๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
130
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
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