Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
When dinner in the ER costs an arm and a leg! ๐คฃ๐๐ท
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I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐
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When your social battery dies. โ ๏ธ
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When your date says they love magic โจ๐ฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐
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Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..."
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night."
Batman: "...so?"
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When the bus driver turns into a tour guide ๐ค๐ "And on your left, we have... traffic!" ๐คฃ
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When you want to get drunk like a samurai ๐ถ
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When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl๐น
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Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini ๐
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When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
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Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐ค๐
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From 'Let's do this!' to 'Let's eat this!' in record time ๐ฆ๐
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Kid's level of genius unlocked in record time! ๐๐ง
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Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: ๐ด๐ค
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They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.