Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. 😂
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: 🌨️❄️
Me trying to explain to my friend from a tropical country what snow is: ๐ŸŒจ๏ธโ„๏ธ
1 year ago
185
When life's a mess, but the party's calling 🎉🍾
When life's a mess, but the party's calling ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
155
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
116
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? 🤔
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
223
When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
1 year ago
171
When you're all hyped for a pool day but you forgot one minor detail... the water. ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
5 months ago
256
Nailed it! When your golf swing is smoother than your pick-up lines. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
187
Germany just being Germany🇩🇪
Germany just being Germany๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
1 year ago
267
Me trying to sneak snacks into the movie theatre ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
142
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. 🤖
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. ๐Ÿค–
4 months ago
240
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
1 year ago
169