When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: 🥵
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
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Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.🤯 Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!😂
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
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Me explaining the plot of my favorite anime to my non-weeb friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". 😂
Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation 😂
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. 😬
When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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My greatest and most temporary achievement. 🥲
My greatest and most temporary achievement. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 year ago
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When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter 😂
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar 😂
Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. 😂
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week 😂
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐Ÿฅบ
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