It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. 🇺🇸🥊
It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸฅŠ
10 months ago
148
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
1 year ago
208
When your roommate burns the toast just a little and you gotta hit them with the "A bit on the dark side, isn't it?" 😂
When your roommate burns the toast just a little and you gotta hit them with the "A bit on the dark side, isn't it?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
142
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
7 months ago
255
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
1 year ago
197
When you buy a doorstop but can't be bothered to unpack it 😂🚪📦
When you buy a doorstop but can't be bothered to unpack it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ“ฆ
1 year ago
178
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic 😂 #shortpeopleproblems
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #shortpeopleproblems
1 year ago
163
The Jedi Council of 90s kids has spoken. Sorry '95 and '96 babies, this is not the rank you're looking for. 😭
The Jedi Council of 90s kids has spoken. Sorry '95 and '96 babies, this is not the rank you're looking for. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
157
When 'giving up' turns into a staycation with benefits 🇫🇷😂
When 'giving up' turns into a staycation with benefits ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
Me trying to get a tan vs my little brother "helping" me build a sandcastle
Me trying to get a tan vs my little brother "helping" me build a sandcastle
1 year ago
211
When the bus driver turns into a tour guide 🎤🚌 "And on your left, we have... traffic!" 🤣
When the bus driver turns into a tour guide ๐ŸŽค๐ŸšŒ "And on your left, we have... traffic!" ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
184
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me 😂
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
161
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269