When you get a full ride for throwing a football🏈 but end up making more investing in stonks📈
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐Ÿˆ but end up making more investing in stonks๐Ÿ“ˆ
11 months ago
90
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: 👁️👄👁️
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
60
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. 😅
Well, that's one way to break the news about his father's past. ๐Ÿ˜…
5 days ago
22
This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble!  He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. 🤼🚦😂
This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble! He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. ๐Ÿคผ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
54
Behold, the only TIME Person of the Year that ever truly mattered. Such prestige, very important. 👑
Behold, the only TIME Person of the Year that ever truly mattered. Such prestige, very important. ๐Ÿ‘‘
6 months ago
139
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😎
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
7 months ago
81
Virgin Proprietary OS vs. Chad Open Source 🗿
Virgin Proprietary OS vs. Chad Open Source ๐Ÿ—ฟ
9 months ago
108
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
1 year ago
140
Me trying to impress my crush by showing off my nonexistent upper body strength. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
Me pretending I don’t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. 😂
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. 🤔
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
62
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. 🤔
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
102
Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: 😵
Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 year ago
66
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 year ago
68
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room.  So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. 🖼️🏍️
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
1 year ago
109