Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. 🤔😂
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
222
When you accidentally start a famine but the memes are fire 😂
When you accidentally start a famine but the memes are fire ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
312
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style 😏
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
375
When your diploma's awarded with a side of holy water and extra drama! 🎓🤣
When your diploma's awarded with a side of holy water and extra drama! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
188
Millennials trying to adult in this economy. 😭 First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air?  💀
Millennials trying to adult in this economy. ๐Ÿ˜ญ First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
133
Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
1 year ago
207
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* 
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 year ago
302
When the janitor is also an interior designer 😂 #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
1 year ago
143
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated.  A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated. A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
1 year ago
300
Suffering from a rare condition called 'respect for others' after some old-school parenting. Anyone else diagnosed? 🤔
Suffering from a rare condition called 'respect for others' after some old-school parenting. Anyone else diagnosed? ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
310
When you try to trick the referee and fail miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
308
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 year ago
214
When you finally master the 'Extra Spicy Chicken Wing' level. 🍗🔥
When you finally master the 'Extra Spicy Chicken Wing' level. ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
183
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. 😂
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276