My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
1 year ago
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When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
1 year ago
188
Ever been so mad you went full rodeo on a horse? 🤠🐎
Ever been so mad you went full rodeo on a horse? ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
223
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated.  A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated. A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
1 year ago
233
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. 😬
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
158
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! 🎥🧐
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿง
7 months ago
239
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. 🤫
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. ๐Ÿคซ
7 months ago
158
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
1 year ago
169
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. 🌍🧐
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
133
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.🤔
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
149
In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. 🕵️‍♂️🇷🇺
In Mother Russia, you don't find Waldo. Waldo finds you. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
1 year ago
148
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
1 year ago
126
When you ask an AI to generate a realistic human portrait ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. ๐Ÿค” Make it make sense!
1 year ago
122
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
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