Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs 😂
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
64
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. 🤔💀
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
143
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When you accidentally summon 100 snowmen instead of 1.💀
When you accidentally summon 100 snowmen instead of 1.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
135
The eternal European dilemma: Do you want to have a career or a tan? 🤔
The eternal European dilemma: Do you want to have a career or a tan? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
129
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. 📉😂
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
55
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
77
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
When the Care Bears get a little too careless ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
87
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
67
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
116
When political debates turn into a console war 🎮🗳️
When political debates turn into a console war ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
1 year ago
106
When you’re waiting for the bus and your imaginary friends tag along! 🚏🚌🌈
When youโ€™re waiting for the bus and your imaginary friends tag along! ๐Ÿš๐ŸšŒ๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
91
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
115
🍄 When adulting reality calls, but Wonderland has free wifi 🍄
๐Ÿ„ When adulting reality calls, but Wonderland has free wifi ๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
127
When you thought High School Musical couldn't possibly get any worse after the second one, but then along comes the third movie and it's somehow even *more* cheesy! 🧀😩
When you thought High School Musical couldn't possibly get any worse after the second one, but then along comes the third movie and it's somehow even *more* cheesy! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
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