So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. 🤔😂
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body 😂.  At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
1 year ago
92
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
155
Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. ☢️
Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. โ˜ข๏ธ
4 months ago
206
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later 🤣💻😴
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
164
From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. 😭💸
From team player to heartbroken millionaire in one easy step. Crying in a Bugatti is a whole mood. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
122
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell:
🤔🌎🔥
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
109
Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee ☕
Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee โ˜•
1 year ago
118
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination 🐕💪
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
235
When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! 😂
When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
227
Debugging is like trying to understand a woman sometimes. You think you got it, then BAM! Missing semicolon 😂
Debugging is like trying to understand a woman sometimes. You think you got it, then BAM! Missing semicolon ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro 😂
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
108
When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. 😂
When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. 😂
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
199