When you're so chill, you make even hating look lazy 🐊😎
When you're so chill, you make even hating look lazy ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
112
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
1 year ago
83
Yoda in the Sky with Naboo-bies 🌌😂
Yoda in the Sky with Naboo-bies ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
88
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
1 year ago
82
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. 👴
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. ๐Ÿ‘ด
2 months ago
136
How fortunes change! One day you're laughing at Qarabag, next day you're packing for Azerbaijan! ⚽️😂✈️
How fortunes change! One day you're laughing at Qarabag, next day you're packing for Azerbaijan! โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
94
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 😂
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
114
Me trying to act cool at the gun range after almost breaking my wrist from the recoil ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. 🙏🩸
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
96
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
3 months ago
109
When Teletubbyland gets a new sun ☀️😂
When Teletubbyland gets a new sun โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
1 year ago
63
Me explaining to my friends why Ocarina of Time is the greatest game of all time 🗡️🛡️
Me explaining to my friends why Ocarina of Time is the greatest game of all time ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 year ago
125