Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. 🎄🐶
Forget ugly Christmas sweaters, this is the only festive attire I need. Such fashion, much wow. ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿถ
7 months ago
230
Mission impawssible! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ
1 year ago
217
This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake.  ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session?  🎄👾
This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake. โฌ†๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธSTART! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
127
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. 🏈🤤
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
109
Rise and grind! 🌙💸 Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
Rise and grind! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ธ Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
1 year ago
227
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
4 months ago
182
When you click on a link that says "petite girl takes on two monster chickens at once" and it's actually a webcomic. Expectations vs. Reality 😂
When you click on a link that says "petite girl takes on two monster chickens at once" and it's actually a webcomic. Expectations vs. Reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic 😂
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
Yo dawg, we heard you like drinks, so we put a drink in your drink! 🍹😂
Yo dawg, we heard you like drinks, so we put a drink in your drink! ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
Me trying to relax before my flight gets delayed 5 hours ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches 💀. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
1 year ago
113
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before it’s too late 😂🙏
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
178
When your mission to explore strange new worlds leads to some...unexpected outfits. 🚀🖖
When your mission to explore strange new worlds leads to some...unexpected outfits. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ––
1 year ago
181