When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. 🤦‍♀️
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
225
Fast track to heavenly bliss! 🚀👶✨
Fast track to heavenly bliss! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ถโœจ
1 year ago
157
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! ✊
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! โœŠ
10 months ago
290
Me after trying that new Mexican place 🔥🚽
Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
159
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
125
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
When the hand dryer hits just right after a spicy taco tuesday
1 year ago
248
When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. 😬
When you land your first movie role and haven't quite grasped the implications of the title just yet. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
284
🌪️ When life gives you storms, make a trampoline heist! 🤫
๐ŸŒช๏ธ When life gives you storms, make a trampoline heist! ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
278
Some men don't want to be rescued, they just want to watch the world sink. 😈
Some men don't want to be rescued, they just want to watch the world sink. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
19 days ago
65
When the Enterprise boldly goes where no deli has gone before! 🖖🥓
When the Enterprise boldly goes where no deli has gone before! ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฅ“
1 year ago
320
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. 😂
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Me trying to relax before my flight gets delayed 5 hours ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
325
Started from the bottom now we here 😂
Started from the bottom now we here ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
238
Priorities of the Universe: More drama, less cosmos! 🌌📺
Priorities of the Universe: More drama, less cosmos! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
272
It's all about perspective 😂
It's all about perspective ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
268