When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room.  So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. 🖼️🏍️
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
1 year ago
219
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
8 months ago
270
Florida Woman: Just living my best life 💅, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
Florida Woman: Just living my best life ๐Ÿ’…, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
1 year ago
253
When your security detail is next-level 🚗✝️ #PopemobileVibes
When your security detail is next-level ๐Ÿš—โœ๏ธ #PopemobileVibes
1 year ago
125
When you're just here to enjoy the view and the kid drops a mystery bomb 🤔👶
When you're just here to enjoy the view and the kid drops a mystery bomb ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
220
When you finally realize why your bathroom cleaning routine seems... too intense. 🚽😂
When you finally realize why your bathroom cleaning routine seems... too intense. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
When the store's loss prevention department has a very specific 'profile'. 🤔
When the store's loss prevention department has a very specific 'profile'. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
133
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
1 year ago
183
Me trying to ignore my responsibilities so I can keep playing video games 😂
Me trying to ignore my responsibilities so I can keep playing video games ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
2 months ago
98
Navigating aisles with wisdom and spirits 🍾🔮
Navigating aisles with wisdom and spirits ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ฎ
1 year ago
321
Me trying to use the force like Obi-Wan Kenobi to clear the bar
1 year ago
142
When your organs love each other a little too much 😂
When your organs love each other a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. 🤡
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
158
When the Dark Knight attempts comedy 😂🦇
When the Dark Knight attempts comedy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
207