When the pasta is al dente, and so are you! 🍝🔫 Mama mia...
When the pasta is al dente, and so are you! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ซ Mama mia...
1 year ago
101
When 'sharing' gets a little too real 😂🕵️‍♂️
When 'sharing' gets a little too real ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
121
French military: "We surrender!" 
Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" 
French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" 😂
French military: "We surrender!" Everyone else: "We haven't even started fighting yet!" French military: "But our berets are uncomfortable!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
7 months ago
144
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
111
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride 😂🙏
When the whole village wants to bless your new ride ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
119
When reality TV hits too close to home 📺🚔🚪
When reality TV hits too close to home ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšช
10 months ago
86
When your new phone becomes your 'preciousssss' 🤳💍
When your new phone becomes your 'preciousssss' ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
140
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? 🤔🍝
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ
1 year ago
106
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously 😂
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
87
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. 😂
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
134
Bryce Harper and Hunter Strickland's fight after Harper hit a home run off Strickland three years prior ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂.  Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 year ago
109
When survival instincts kick in: Turning over a new leaf... literally! 🕌🚓
When survival instincts kick in: Turning over a new leaf... literally! ๐Ÿ•Œ๐Ÿš“
10 months ago
126