This cat is playing the long con. 😹
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
110
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side 🤔
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
65
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. 😂
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. 🧀💀
Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
117
When word choice hits you harder than expected 🤕👀
When word choice hits you harder than expected ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
70
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
116
When you're ready to slip and slide into a new level of strategy! 🚿🎯
When you're ready to slip and slide into a new level of strategy! ๐Ÿšฟ๐ŸŽฏ
1 year ago
144
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. 😉
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
108
When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... 🎧🔊
When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ”Š
9 months ago
93
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. 🍔
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. ๐Ÿ”
8 months ago
132
You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
1 year ago
67
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
11 months ago
162
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
101
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency 😂)
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency ๐Ÿ˜‚)
1 year ago
170