Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:🤳 "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1 year ago
161
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but you’re actually an oversized bird 🐤🌌
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but youโ€™re actually an oversized bird ๐Ÿค๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
246
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
103
Redheads vs. Gingers 😂 One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. 🔥 Just kidding (mostly) 😉
Redheads vs. Gingers ๐Ÿ˜‚ One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Just kidding (mostly) ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
102
Me and the boys trying to cook instant ramen with a lighter and a power strip
1 year ago
159
When the instructions are clear but the execution is... questionable! 😅🤰📢
When the instructions are clear but the execution is... questionable! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ“ข
1 year ago
204
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
1 year ago
136
Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
1 year ago
167
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? 😂🎂
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚
9 months ago
181
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. 👴
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. ๐Ÿ‘ด
9 months ago
215
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession 🍬💌
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’Œ
1 year ago
152
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters 😂
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202