When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 😂
When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. 😈
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
469
When you realize you are the only one at the table who ordered the dark side roast.
When you realize you are the only one at the table who ordered the dark side roast.
1 year ago
383
When your marketing team understands the assignment 😂
When your marketing team understands the assignment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! 🩸😂  Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity.  "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! 😂
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
423
When your love life is more complicated than a Seinfeld plot 🤔💔
When your love life is more complicated than a Seinfeld plot ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’”
1 year ago
407
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
186
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats.  They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. 😂
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
I'm not sure why, but I can't stop imagining a French cat every time someone types 'LMAO' 😂
I'm not sure why, but I can't stop imagining a French cat every time someone types 'LMAO' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
412
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
Me pretending to be abducted by aliens so the FedEx guy will just leave my textbooks outside.
1 year ago
287
Me when I was a child vs. me now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
324
When you're trying to teach your friend the latest TikTok dance, but they just don't get it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
317
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM 😂
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
The wild west of the early internet, where every click was a gamble for your mental health. This is where the therapy bills started. 💀
The wild west of the early internet, where every click was a gamble for your mental health. This is where the therapy bills started. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
360
When your truck has a better sense of humor than you 😂🚗
When your truck has a better sense of humor than you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
291