That's one heck of a 'thank you for your service' bonus. 🤨
That's one heck of a 'thank you for your service' bonus. ๐Ÿคจ
10 months ago
132
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
4 months ago
166
When your teammate throws a grenade into your spawn and yells, "Oops, my bad!"  🔥😂
When your teammate throws a grenade into your spawn and yells, "Oops, my bad!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. 🏎️💨
When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
215
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. 💸
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
128
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. 🤣👺
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘บ
1 year ago
95
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. 😂
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂.  Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 year ago
169
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
187
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
156
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
1 year ago
126
Evolution of controllers, we've come a long way and my thumbs are thankful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
175
When the security team takes 'undercover' a bit too literally 🤫🚨
When the security team takes 'undercover' a bit too literally ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿšจ
1 year ago
242
When you find a letter that says "This letter found you so will I" 😱
When you find a letter that says "This letter found you so will I" ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
161
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"💅
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
200