Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle.  💦
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
345
When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโ€™t want your younger sibling to grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
1 year ago
189
Me after my pre-workout: ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
519
When you're late for work but you still gotta practice your wheelbarrow tricks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
Teamwork makes the dream work... or in this case, the scream work. 😱
Teamwork makes the dream work... or in this case, the scream work. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 month ago
135
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
343
When your keys, wallet, phone, and plot armor are all playing hide and seek 🤦‍♂️🔍📱🗝️
When your keys, wallet, phone, and plot armor are all playing hide and seek ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ—๏ธ
1 year ago
255
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were 😂
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
344
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
353
My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. 🤯
My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. ๐Ÿคฏ
8 months ago
295
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
182
When your ink game is strong but foresight is not! 😂🖐️
When your ink game is strong but foresight is not! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
352
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. 👨‍⚕️🐶 Don't waste the meds! 🤣
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
381
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning 😬
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
225