Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
1 year ago
224
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. 😂
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
Meanwhile, in Thailand, the definition of "going to the bathroom" takes on a whole new meaning. 🚽💃
Meanwhile, in Thailand, the definition of "going to the bathroom" takes on a whole new meaning. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
127
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289
Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta Sea? 🌊
Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta Sea? ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
162
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
1 year ago
184
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
1 year ago
211
When you've mastered the art of patience but forgot to press 'fast forward' on life 🌳⏳
When you've mastered the art of patience but forgot to press 'fast forward' on life ๐ŸŒณโณ
1 year ago
278
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
1 year ago
207
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. 🤔
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
287
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. 🍔💸
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ธ
3 months ago
186
When you're off the grid and out of the loop 🌍📺
When you're off the grid and out of the loop ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
258
When you're playing laser tag but you're a marine ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
This is the highest level of petty I've ever seen. Imagine having to cash a check with your ex's happy new life printed on it every month. 💀
This is the highest level of petty I've ever seen. Imagine having to cash a check with your ex's happy new life printed on it every month. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
283
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
1 year ago
188