This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. 😂
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
274
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company 😉🏳️‍🌈
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
175
When life tries to lower your XP, but you hit 'em with a wild Snorlax game plan. 🎮😎 #DMVLegend
When life tries to lower your XP, but you hit 'em with a wild Snorlax game plan. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜Ž #DMVLegend
1 year ago
171
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️📚😂
When grammar takes precedence over surviving the apocalypse! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
When the Jedi master's got jokes... even Yoda can't handle it! 😂🧘‍♂️
When the Jedi master's got jokes... even Yoda can't handle it! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
156
When the internet goes from 0 to revolution in 3... 2... 1... 💥💻
When the internet goes from 0 to revolution in 3... 2... 1... ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
168
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. 🎉
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
93
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
210
Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
When inflation merges your face with currency! 💸😆
When inflation merges your face with currency! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
166
That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
That's a lot of drugs!๐Ÿ”ฅ Cops 10 - Mexico 0 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When causes unite! 🏳️‍🌈🐔 #Solidarity
When causes unite! ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ” #Solidarity
11 months ago
170
When the Men’s Rights Activists ask the Women’s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels 😂🥪
When the Menโ€™s Rights Activists ask the Womenโ€™s Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅช
1 year ago
159
When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂.  Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
When the title doesn't quite match the content ๐Ÿ˜‚. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
1 year ago
118
When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
1 year ago
171