When 'Yo Mama' jokes have you spitting drinks 😂📺
When 'Yo Mama' jokes have you spitting drinks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
190
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
125
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
1 year ago
256
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder โšก๏ธ(and anxiety).
1 year ago
217
She took her middle school notebook doodles to a whole new level with this 'Cool S' tattoo. Respect. 😂
She took her middle school notebook doodles to a whole new level with this 'Cool S' tattoo. Respect. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
254
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
238
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
244
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform 😂.
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
239
Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! 🎸
Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! ๐ŸŽธ
1 year ago
231
Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me 🏃‍♀️😅
Waiting for the treadmill to start my workout for me ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
135
POV: You’re enjoying the view of Calgary after your trip to Everest without an oxygen tank.
POV: Youโ€™re enjoying the view of Calgary after your trip to Everest without an oxygen tank.
1 year ago
211
The most anticipated album of the year just dropped. Featuring the hit single 'Shit on People' and the diss track 'F*** a Statue'. 🐦🔥
The most anticipated album of the year just dropped. Featuring the hit single 'Shit on People' and the diss track 'F*** a Statue'. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
3 months ago
212
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child 🤔
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
177
When you want to escape the European heatwave with some AC, but your climate conscience (and Greta) says 'How dare you!'.
When you want to escape the European heatwave with some AC, but your climate conscience (and Greta) says 'How dare you!'.
2 months ago
104
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes 😭🤬
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
145