Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. 😎"
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
1 year ago
468
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders 😂.  I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders ๐Ÿ˜‚. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
1 year ago
303
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
302
When the existential dread kicks in but you realize your apartment is on the second floor.
1 year ago
230
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
1 year ago
251
When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion 😂 #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
1 year ago
336
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. 😂🤖
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค–
2 months ago
191
When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard 😂
When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
345
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 year ago
243
When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. 🚀
When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
242
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
295
Me trying to resist the urge to order a McFlurry after my McDouble.
Me trying to resist the urge to order a McFlurry after my McDouble.
1 year ago
197
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨

Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐Ÿชจ Me: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
1 year ago
228
Build your own pocket-sized Führer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
Build your own pocket-sized Fรผhrer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
1 year ago
219
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
370