When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event 🍹🤦‍♀️
When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event ๐Ÿน๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
110
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child 🤔
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
84
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
103
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions 😂
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
94
When wingman bets turn into heartbreak 💸😂
When wingman bets turn into heartbreak ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
When your threat is actually a self-own. 😬
When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
129
Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. 🤷‍♂️
Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
91
When you take 'Think Different' a bit too seriously 📜🤔
When you take 'Think Different' a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
137
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics 🎱😅
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
131
When you take "fighting cavities" a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
68
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it."  😂
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
90
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.🤦🤦
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ
1 year ago
107
When budget cuts hit and you gotta DIY your own safety features! 🚗😅
When budget cuts hit and you gotta DIY your own safety features! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
97
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. 🏋️‍♀️
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
9 months ago
139
Mood: Unbothered and wearing it 😎
Mood: Unbothered and wearing it ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
168