When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
1 year ago
173
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! 🤱‍♀️😂
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini 😂
Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
He followed the instructions from the study, but I don't think this is quite what they meant. 💀
He followed the instructions from the study, but I don't think this is quite what they meant. ๐Ÿ’€
11 days ago
47
When you try to tell a joke but it goes over their head so you just leave them forever alone 😂
When you try to tell a joke but it goes over their head so you just leave them forever alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
103
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! 😏
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
89
When life gives you lemons, but you can't even feel sour! 😅
When life gives you lemons, but you can't even feel sour! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
139
Darth Vader: "I find your lack of sauce disturbing."
Darth Vader: "I find your lack of sauce disturbing."
1 year ago
208
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. 😉
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
203
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
296
Germany's team: Kicking goals and stealing hearts! ⚽❤️
Germany's team: Kicking goals and stealing hearts! โšฝโค๏ธ
1 year ago
89
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? 🇬🇧💂‍♂️
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
244
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode 😂🖋️
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ
1 year ago
173
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
1 year ago
166
When you accidentally open 2 Girls 1 Cup at work with the volume up 🔊😂
When you accidentally open 2 Girls 1 Cup at work with the volume up ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193