Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
When your cat is secretly building a mech suit to take over the living room 🐱🤖
When your cat is secretly building a mech suit to take over the living room ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
103
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." 
Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
201
When your peaceful treehouse hangout gets an unexpected flyby! 🚀😂
When your peaceful treehouse hangout gets an unexpected flyby! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
201
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈️🪦
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐Ÿ’€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ
1 year ago
116
He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. 😂
He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
258
Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
238
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
213
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
91
When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice 😂
When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
175
iMac: Now a cozy, purrfectly-sized cat bed.  😹 Who needs to browse the internet when you can browse cat naps? 💻➡️😴
iMac: Now a cozy, purrfectly-sized cat bed. ๐Ÿ˜น Who needs to browse the internet when you can browse cat naps? ๐Ÿ’ปโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
114
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
1 year ago
232
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. 🔥🍕
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
135
When fur-iends play Scrabble, it's always a 'purr'fect tie! 🐱🎲
When fur-iends play Scrabble, it's always a 'purr'fect tie! ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŽฒ
1 year ago
121