Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
1 year ago
252
When divine tech support goes rogue! 🖥️✨
When divine tech support goes rogue! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
167
When your 18th birthday present turns out to be your eviction notice 😂📦
When your 18th birthday present turns out to be your eviction notice ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฆ
1 year ago
256
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
1 year ago
210
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. 🤡
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
273
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now๐Ÿ˜œ.
1 year ago
252
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign 😂
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
This kid is playing 4D chess while we're all playing checkers. He found the ultimate loophole to enjoy his snacks and his tablet. 😂
This kid is playing 4D chess while we're all playing checkers. He found the ultimate loophole to enjoy his snacks and his tablet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
312
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
1 year ago
245
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. 😉
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
224
When you are flexible but also clumsy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
220
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
1 year ago
206
When you and your friend are equally good at ping pong ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“
1 year ago
253
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
229