Me pretending to be surprised when my dreams don't come true after wishing on a dead star 💀
Me pretending to be surprised when my dreams don't come true after wishing on a dead star ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
116
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. 🌭
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. ๐ŸŒญ
6 days ago
35
Me pretending to be Bear Grylls after watching one episode of Man vs. Wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
Welcome home! I've prepared a surprise for you in the hallway. It's not a good surprise. 💩
Welcome home! I've prepared a surprise for you in the hallway. It's not a good surprise. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
9 months ago
87
When your new phone becomes your 'preciousssss' 🤳💍
When your new phone becomes your 'preciousssss' ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
143
When dreams of a Space Corps go hilariously off course 🤖🌌
When dreams of a Space Corps go hilariously off course ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
88
When Internet Explorer says it's 'almost' finished loading the page... ⏳💻
When Internet Explorer says it's 'almost' finished loading the page... โณ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
113
Me waking up before 10am after staying up all night: 💅
Me waking up before 10am after staying up all night: ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
81
Me trying to hide my browser history from my mom
Me trying to hide my browser history from my mom
1 year ago
129
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
1 year ago
76
When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": 🐔🍳🤔
When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
72
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. 😂
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
97
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
1 year ago
128
"Buy one, get one free" has gone too far! 😂
"Buy one, get one free" has gone too far! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129