Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
40
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is 💀, but Bowser's... yikes.  Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
1 year ago
69
When your marketing strategy is on point 😂.  "First drink's on us...and so is something else 😉."
When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
1 year ago
84
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
1 year ago
61
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
35
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
88
Resident Evil 6: Where the logo is more terrifying than the zombies.
Resident Evil 6: Where the logo is more terrifying than the zombies.
1 year ago
44
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally 🌮🤤
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
38
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. 😂
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
50
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work 🧐
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
76
When you get what you wish for 💀
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
63
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
1 year ago
68
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
69
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly.  🚀🏢
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
1 year ago
69
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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