Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally 🌮🤤
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
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This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. 😂
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
87
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work 🧐
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
131
When you get what you wish for 💀
When you get what you wish for ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
133
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
1 year ago
120
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
118
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly.  🚀🏢
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
1 year ago
117
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
Me trying to give emotional support to my friends like... 😂
Me trying to give emotional support to my friends like... ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
1 year ago
136
Me pretending to be a normal human. 🤦
Me pretending to be a normal human. ๐Ÿคฆ
1 year ago
122
When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂.  Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
When the title doesn't quite match the content ๐Ÿ˜‚. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
1 year ago
90
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
1 year ago
79
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️.  Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂  Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
1 year ago
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