Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
19 days ago
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
19 days ago
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
26 days ago
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
26 days ago
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 month ago
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to flirt ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago