When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked 🙃🙏
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
8 months ago
87
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
9 months ago
54
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
9 months ago
57
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
10 months ago
87
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
10 months ago
44
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
49
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door🚓👮‍♀️😂
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
51
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places 😂
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
72
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
78
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
11 months ago
101
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning 😬
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
53
Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition 😂
Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
95
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
68
Me ignoring all the red flags🚩 because he's cute 😂
Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
99
Me trying to flirt 🤓😂
Me trying to flirt ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
55