Is this how you save a virgin? Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
1 month ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Cosplay Fail ๐Ÿ˜‚: When your LOTR-loving girlfriend mistakes you for a giant... in the wrong way. #TooBigForAHobbit
1 month ago
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿ˜‚ #smoothoperator #epicfail
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Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 month ago
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
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When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, Iโ€™ll go out with you. Now Iโ€™m single with a permanent โ€˜Kโ€™ on my wrist. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
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"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 month ago
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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