When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? ๐
11 hours ago
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!"
Mark: "๐ Fuck up the chat system. ๐"
11 hours ago
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
11 hours ago
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐
23 hours ago
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐
23 hours ago
It's amazing what I can do for others...like hold their hair back while they puke. But there are some things I can't do for myself. ๐
23 hours ago
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" ๐
1 day ago
"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment ๐
2 days ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
2 days ago
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
4 days ago
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
4 days ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
4 days ago
When the Menโs Rights Activists ask the Womenโs Rights group to make sandwiches for their convention after the caterer cancels ๐๐ฅช
6 days ago
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore ๐
6 days ago
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐