When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
1 day ago
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
7 days ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
7 days ago
When 'serving salad' takes on a whole new meaning... 🥒🥗😂
8 days ago
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
19 days ago
When your love story ends with an apocalypse 😂
21 days ago
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! 💀🤑
25 days ago
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. 🥰
Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. 😬
25 days ago
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
25 days ago
💔 When the diagnosis hits you harder than expected... 😂
26 days ago
When love gets a little...economically savvy 💸❤️
26 days ago
When he says he's just reading the 'paper' 😂📄
26 days ago
When the password is more shocking than a heart attack! 😂🥴
26 days ago
When 'W' isn't just a letter, but a lifetime commitment! 😂💍