Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
12 days ago
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
13 days ago
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
15 days ago
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
26 days ago
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
27 days ago
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
1 month ago
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 month ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
1 month ago
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
Me when I see money vs. Me after spending it all.
1 month ago
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago