๐Ÿ’ฐ When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? ๐Ÿค”
25 days ago
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 month ago
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 month ago
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
Loan consultants when you're taking the loan vs. loan recovery agents when you don't pay ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 month ago
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
2 months ago
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
2 months ago
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
2 months ago