When you're broke but still want to make a statement ๐
1 day ago
When you're so deep in credit card debt that you change your name to Visa
4 days ago
When she says โtwo checks pleaseโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
6 days ago
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐
6 days ago
This is my plan for getting rich quick. What could possibly go wrong? ๐ค
6 days ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐
7 days ago
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
7 days ago
Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐
8 days ago
When you win the lottery and your friends remind you to pay back your debts ๐๐ธ
8 days ago
When the IRS has a sense of ownership ๐๐งพ๐ธ
8 days ago
When inflation merges your face with currency! ๐ธ๐
9 days ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐คทโโ๏ธ
20 days ago
Rise and grind! ๐๐ธ Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja