How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
10 months ago
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Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi 😂🚓
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
10 months ago
22
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" 😂 Sneaky, sneaky. 🤫
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sneaky, sneaky. ๐Ÿคซ
10 months ago
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Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
10 months ago
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Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
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Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" 
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" 
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
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It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
10 months ago
21
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
22
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
11 months ago
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Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
11 months ago
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When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
When the Care Bears get a little too careless ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ
11 months ago
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Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
11 months ago
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My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
11 months ago
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