When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
9 hours ago
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
15 hours ago
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
18 hours ago
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
21 hours ago
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy 😂
21 hours ago
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
22 hours ago
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
23 hours ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
1 day ago
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 day ago
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
1 day ago
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
1 day ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
1 day ago
Metropolitan Police: "There's no way we're letting you use our quote." Banksy: *proceeds to make it the book cover* 😂
1 day ago
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) 😂
1 day ago
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien 😂
1 day ago