HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... 😬😂
1 month ago
Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
1 month ago
From Smokey the Bear to Pedo Bear, this chart sums up the trustworthiness of bears.🐻😂
1 month ago
When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. 🤬
1 month ago
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too 😉).
1 month ago
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 month ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
1 month ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
1 month ago
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
1 month ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 month ago
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
1 month ago
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
1 month ago
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
1 month ago
Me: *casually browsing controversial topics online*. My relatives during the holidays: "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making us sandwiches?"
1 month ago
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. 😂✈️🏢
1 month ago