Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
1 year ago
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Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
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When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
When the Care Bears get a little too careless ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
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Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’’๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
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My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
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HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
1 year ago
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From Smokey the Bear to Pedo Bear, this chart sums up the trustworthiness of bears.🐻😂
From Smokey the Bear to Pedo Bear, this chart sums up the trustworthiness of bears.๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. 🤬
When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
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When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
1 year ago
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Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.'  Word to your mother.
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 year ago
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Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.โ›๏ธ
1 year ago
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