When your cooking skills meet your parenting instincts ๐๐ #MeatBaby
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When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ๐ญ
1 year ago
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๐ฃ Hook, line, and sinker โ reeling in those sweet, sweet compliments! ๐โโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your one last time isn't the last time. ๐ฑ
1 year ago
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๐ When stereotypes go global ๐๐ค๐
1 year ago
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When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
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Me trying to show off my new hoverboard in 2004
11 months ago
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When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment ๐
11 months ago
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This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
11 months ago
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Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
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Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐
11 months ago
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This cafe has a very interesting name and they feel the need to specify what it ISN'T ๐
11 months ago
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Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
9 months ago
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Genders then vs now ๐
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Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. ๐ค