When relationship status is a piece of furniture 😂 #1Nightstand
When relationship status is a piece of furniture ๐Ÿ˜‚ #1Nightstand
1 year ago
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When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session 🤔🏃‍♂️💭
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
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I didn't see that coming 😂.  Worst therapy session ever.
I didn't see that coming ๐Ÿ˜‚. Worst therapy session ever.
11 months ago
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When that Daft Punk beat drops on my cycling playlist 🎧
When that Daft Punk beat drops on my cycling playlist ๐ŸŽง
11 months ago
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Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" 
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" 
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
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Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy💨🎤
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
11 months ago
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When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
11 months ago
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Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
11 months ago
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We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
11 months ago
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Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
11 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐Ÿฅบ
11 months ago
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This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo.  🤦‍♂️
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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Genders then vs now 😂
Genders then vs now ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
56
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
6 months ago
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