๐ŸŽฃ When the Instagram glam is just a flashy facade... Always remember who's steering the ship! ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ
11 months ago
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When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
9 months ago
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Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you accidentally swallow a fly and it starts doing butterfly in your stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‹
9 months ago
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When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡
9 months ago
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New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
9 months ago
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People realizing the Titanic wasn't just a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio. ๐Ÿคฏ
9 months ago
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Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
9 months ago
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Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
4 months ago
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This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
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Rule #1 of wildlife photography: you don't have to outrun the bear, just your slowest colleague. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿป
3 months ago
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When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. ๐Ÿ‘‘
2 months ago
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