Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
55
When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. 🚪🔧 #PackagingPerfection
When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”ง #PackagingPerfection
1 year ago
55
When your Vegas slot machine has more security and transparency than the national election. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
55
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
55
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
11 months ago
55
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally 😂
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna 😂
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me and my partner practicing for when we get into an argument: "Honey, I swear I didn't mean to shoot the back of your head multiple times!"
Me and my partner practicing for when we get into an argument: "Honey, I swear I didn't mean to shoot the back of your head multiple times!"
11 months ago
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Me trying to hold on to the weekend ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Train etiquette according to this comic: Be considerate, even if it means hiding a raging erection with your backpack 😂
Train etiquette according to this comic: Be considerate, even if it means hiding a raging erection with your backpack ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. ๐Ÿง
7 months ago
55
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. 🥴
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. ๐Ÿฅด
6 months ago
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